Category Archives: Georgia

All things Kartvelian.

The threat of Russia

Unless you live in a cave, you’ll probably be aware that over the last six months, Moscow and Kiev have been having a bit of handbags over Eastern Ukraine (also known as Novaya Rossiya). Just so that we’re on the … Continue reading

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UKIP, Europe & Georgia

‘Bastards let us down in ’14, and again in ’39…and at Suez…and they gave Exocet missiles to the Argies in the Falklands! Cunts! Why the hell are they here?’ Ricky demanded of me, referring to the French soldiers who had … Continue reading

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My Fantasy Georgian Army: Georgian military post number 121921

I feel like I’ve written about this topic more times than I’ve had hot meals, but I’ve refrained from touching it lately since it invariably results in Georgians screaming ‘You don’t know what you’re talking about because you’re a foreigner … Continue reading

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World War Two

This isn’t a very serious entry, but at the same time it sort of is. Since I’m a history/military fanatic, I’ve read more books on this subject than I’ve had hot meals, but I’d never consider myself an expert. I’m … Continue reading

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It’s that thing about London…

I don’t have anything particularly against our nation’s capital. I don’t like or dislike it particularly, but then, I’ve only been twice, and I’ve never had much cause to go there. Big, busy cities have never held much of an … Continue reading

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Obligatory Genders in Georgia Post 2: Siege Warfare

I picked that as the title because that’s what courting in Georgia reminds me of. I know there are a thousand posts on relationships and sex in Georgia, but after reading what I previously wrote, there were a few things … Continue reading

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Game of Bone(r)s

Seeing as almost every expat or foreigner in Georgia has a rock hard (HA!) opinion on sex in this country, I think it’s about time I laid (HA!) down my own thoughts on the matter. Let’s try and get through … Continue reading

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